Character Wisdom

Bellamy's People

NATHANIEL NIGERIAN ACCOUNTANTANCY STUDENT AND MINICAB DRIVER:

“If you are romancing the mouth-watering and delicious lady especially at the valentine, always observe her feet to the fullest possibility. If they are resembling Jurassic park it may lead to embarrassment during the intimate relations.”

DOUGLAS, OXBRIDGE EDUCATED POSH LAWYER:

“One should never lose touch with one’s roots even though I’m in the legal profession I’m still very much in touch wid da  youts and hoodies and ting and ting  ding aling  aling you know. Nuff times pon street I hail dem and go on wid blackman tings and so forth.”

SAMUEL, IRASCIBLE NOW RETIRED UNDERGROUND TICKET COLLECTOR:

“Always be prepared. Even though I’m retired I still wear full uniform and cap at home just in case London Underground want to phone me and ask me to come and do some emergency ticket collecting or catch some of those damn tiefs running wild in this country”

The Lenny Henry Show – Garms

Felix Dexter ‘Mashup Lucifier’

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